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Guys in Red by Servo-Z

(a Rainbow Brite/Power Rangers silly crossover fanfic. Inspired by Decakhan, who was inspired by a non-silly RB/PR crossover 'fic I'm writing now where a character makes a comment about "Guys in Red"... This is the only part, and don't expect a sequel or anything... Enjoy!)


[Somewhere in the middle of a big pile of rock, two young Caucasian males with short hair wearing red appear out of nowhere. One is Jason, a former red ranger. The other is Leo, a current red ranger. Jason kicks Leo.]
Jason: WHAT THE ** IS THIS?!
Leo: Hey, cool it man. I don't know what's going on either.
Jason: Whatever!
[Leo thought this strange situation was an evil Trakkena plot. Jason thought it was an evil Rita and Zedd plot, then remember that they now ran a hot dog stand. He had almost killed them the other day, but the police wouldn't let him. As Jason and Leo were in the middle of contemplating, a young Native American male with long hair in red, Tommy, and a young African-American teenager with short hair in blue, TJ, both appeared.]
Jason: TOMMY!!
Tommy: Uh... hey Jason. What are you doing here? (looks at rocks) Wait, what am I doing here? Where is here again?
TJ: Who are you guys? Hey, it's Tommy! And Leo!
Tommy: What's... going on?
Jason: (screaming) Oh, you're TJ, one of the idiots that told people your secret identity as a ranger! Well I'm about to kick your ** for breaking the rules!!
TJ: Hey, chill...
Jason: NO!!
[Jason stomped his feet. Then suddenly a guy in a dark red cape jumped down from one of the trees. He pulled back the hood, revealing himself to be Andros, another current red ranger.]
Andros: Leo? TJ? What are you guys doing here? I was just about to do a birthday party on the planet-
[Suddenly there is a flash of red and a midget dude with red hair appears. All five guys jump back. He looks at them calmly.]
Leo: Wh-Who are you?!
Red Butler: <blink> You don't know?
[All five guys shake their heads.]
Red Butler: Well, I'm Red Butler, the red color kid. And all of you are my red rangers.
Andros: YOUR red rangers?!
Red Butler: <nod> That's right. I'm the one who's power you draw from for your red ranger power. And you'd better be appreciative.
TJ: Sure, we all appreciate it. Thanks.
Andros: Yeah.
Jason: YOU?! MY POWERS?? NO WAY!! NO NO NO NO NO!!
Red Butler: <"look" at Jason> A little hyper-active? That can be a good quality, but a bad one as well. Be respectful!
Jason: Well, I lost my red ranger powers a long time ago anyway... Zordon put a spell on me that made me give my powers to some idiot named Rocky... I hated that.. I WANNA BE A RED RANGER AGAIN!!
Red Butler: Fine, here you go.
[Red Butler waves his hand and a morpher appears on Jason's belt. Jason looks at it and cries in joy, then bows in front of Red Butler.]
Jason: I believe!!!
Red Butler: Rocky... He's betrayed us for the blue.
Jason: WHAT?! I mean, I knew that already, but WHAT?!
Red Butler: It's true... <looks at TJ> You!
TJ: Heh... heh heh...
Red Butler: Why are you wearing that color?!
TJ: Well... It's because I'm... a.............................................. blue ranger.
[Red Butler's eyes glow red. All five guys jump back.]
Leo: What the heck is this?!
Red Butler: So you too have betrayed us for the blue.
TJ: Well, I would have been red, expect Andros was.
Andros: I'm sorry!!!
Red Butler: Very well. You are forgiven.
[Red Butler's eyes stop glowing, and he tosses TJ a turbo morpher.]
Red Butler: Use these powers.
TJ: Yes sir.
Tommy: Mr. Butler, sir, why did you bring us here?
Red Butler: Oh, of course. It is the practice of my people to use our rangers against each other's rangers.
Leo: So, there's a color kid for every color?
Red Butler: That's right. And we all have rangers that we like to pick the choice and battle against each other every two hundred years or so.
Leo: <^_^> Wow, we're the _choice_?
Tommy: Alright, I knew I had to be doing *something* right!
Red Butler: No, you're just the choice of the youngest. Now, let me set down a few ground rules.
Andros: Ground rules?
Red Butler: Just how I want you to act. Rule number one: No profanity! <turns to Jason> And that means you!
Jason: <big grin> Now that I've got my powers back, no profanity ever again!
Red Butler: Rule number two: Save whatever weird personality disorder that got you chosen to be a ranger for the battle field. I don't want to see any of it directed towards me! Got that?
[Red Ranger guys nod.]
Red Ranger: Rule number three: I don't care about the rules given to you when you became rangers, use any tactic you can to win and SHOW NO MERCY!!
[Red Butler evily grins and looks ahead of himself mindlessly. The ranger guys look very disturbed by this, except for Jason, who is doing the same thing.]
Red Butler: Alright now, you take this and you take this.
[Red Butler hands Tommy a ZeoMorpher and TJ a few red star sprinkles.]
Tommy: Alright! I thought I lost this when I went to Africa!
TJ: What are these for?
Red Butler: Use them to color your clothing!
[TJ looks at Red confused. Red takes the star sprinkles and throws them on TJ's shirt, changing it from a dark blue to bright red.]
Red Butler: Much better. Now is time for us to make our big entrance.
Leo: Big...
Andros: Entrance?
Red Butler: Yes! Just listen to me and do what I say!
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[The sun starts to rise over Rainbow Land. Moonglo becomes visible and yawns, her work is done. Birds chirp as sprites get ready to work today. Out of nowhere there is a huge explosion and red smoke rises up. Jason, Tommy, TJ, Andros, and Leo appear, standing on top of a sprite house. Jason screams for no apparent reason, sprites shriek and cover their ears. Rainbow Brite and the other seven color kids walk near the sprite house where the guys are.]
Red Butler: <in some bushes below> Now!
Jason/Tommy: It's Morphin' Time!
TJ: Shift into Turbo!
Andros: Let's Rocket!
Leo: Go Galactic!
[The guys change into their red ranger costumes.]
Jason/Tommy/TJ/Andros/Leo: We are the Red Rangers!! We will win the battles!!
Lala Orange: <~_~> Red, getting rangers to battle against each other was a fad, it went out of style about a thousand years ago.
Shy Violet: Not to mention making rangers.
Indigo: <nod> Right.
Red Butler: <jumps out of bushes and stomps feet> Hey! I want to battle rangers!! It's that time of the millennium again!
Rainbow Brite: Red, we decided to put a stop to that kind of violence a long time ago.
Canary Yellow: That's right, and now it's time for you to face up to it.
Red Butler: <;_;> But I wanna battle! I've been looking forward to this!! Huh huh, Buddy, don't you want to battle?
Buddy Blue: No.
Red Butler: Fine. I get it. You guys just don't want to battle because I allllways win. I get it.
Shy Violet: Don't you remember, Tickled Pink won the last battle that look place.
Red Butler: Well, except for that one time.
Shy Violet: And the time before that it was Buddy's rangers. And before that it was Indigo's rangers. And before that-
Red Butler: Okay fine, I get the idea!
Leo: Are these people... gods of colors or something?
Andros: I don't know... but this is weird.
Red Butler: You guys just don't want to fight this time because you'll know I'll win! I'll beat you all! Ha ha! You guys all forfeit and I win by default! Well, I would have won anyway, everyone knows Red Rangers are the best.
Leo: Yeah, we are the best, aren't we?
Andros: Of course.
Jason/Tommy: Duh.
Red Butler: Ha ha ha, we win!
Jason: THAT'S RIGHT!!! WIN WIN WIN!!
[Jason jumps up and down on top of the sprite house. The roof caves in and the rangers fall.]
Patty O'Green: Okay Red, I'll teach you a lesson in humility! The Green Rangers will fight the Red Rangers!!
Red Butler: Ah... One opponent is better than none I guess.
Patty O'Green: "Right!" Living Green Rangers, all appear!
[Patty waves her hand. Adam, a young Japanese-American with medium length curly hair wearing green, Carlos, a young Mexican-American with long hair wearing black, and Damon, a young African-American with short hair wearing green all magically appear as the Red Rangers exit the demolished sprite house.]
Patty O'Green: That's it?? Oh well, I guess it's my fault, I haven't really been into the whole "Ranger" thing for a few hundred years now. <^_^>
Adam: Where... Am I?
Carlos: What is this?
Damon: Leo, so that's where you went!
Carlos: Five red rangers?!
Adam: God forbid.. <takes a few steps away from Red Rangers>
Patty O'Green: Hey guys! I'm Patty O'Green, the one in charge of Green Ranger powers, as well as the color Green! We're having an annual event. Want to join?
Adam: Sure.
Carlos: I guess.
Damon: Okay, it's not like I can do anything else until Leo comes back to help me with what I was working on..
Patty O'Green: Great! Here are your transformers, Adam and Carlos! <gives Adam Zeo Morpher and Carlos Turbo Morpher, giggles>
Red Butler: Alright, now we've got our teams!! Red Vs. Green! FIGHT!!
Jason: Okay!! <charges forward>
Patty O'Green: Wait!
[Leo restrains Jason.]
Red Butler: Yes Patty?
Patty O'Green: We're not just going to just go and fight like a group of barbarians.
Tommy: Huh? How else would we fight?
Jason: YEAH!! There is no other way! FIGHT!! <restrained by Leo>
Patty O'Green: We'll settling it this time with a nice game of chess! <^_^> Okay guys, transform for me.
Adam: It's Morphin' Time!
Carlos: Shift into Turbo!
Damon: Go Galactic!
Jason/Leo: Chess? <blink>
[A hour later, Adam has beaten TJ, Damon has beaten Andros, Carlos has beaten Tommy, and Shy Violet is still trying to explain to Jason and Leo what exactly chess is.]
Patty O'Green: Well, looks like I win this time Red! Heehee..
Red Butler: No!! I lose again! <points at Red Rangers> You guys are horrible rangers! I give you all these powers, and for what?
Jason: I'm NOT a horrible ranger! I was the best ranger ever!!
Red Butler: .........
[Jason trips Leo, TJ, Andros, then Tommy, then dances around.]
Jason: Now I'm the one with the muscles and the power!
Tommy: You know something Jason? That's the dumbest thing you've ever said!! I've been wanting to tell you that since the last time you said it, but unfortunately you were choking me!
Jason: When was that?!
Tommy: When you were put under an evil spell and I got my Turbo powers!
Jason: Fine, hold that against me!
Tommy: Fine, I will!
TJ: Guys, guys..
Jason/Tommy: SHUT UP!!
Tommy: Okay Jason, let's see once and for all who's the one with "the muscles and the power."
Jason: Okay! Let's fight! Again!
Red Butler: You guys!! Listen to me!! Don't fight each other!!
[Kyrs flies in on On-X.]
Kyrs: Hey guys, what's going on?
Red Butler: <points at Kyrs> Fight HIM!
Kyrs: Huh?
Jason: I don't care, I just wanna fight!
[Jason charges at Kyrs, Tommy charges at Jason.]
TJ: Guys! Please don't!
Andros: Just let it go... Nothing will stop them now.
Adam: <dismayed> Tommy! Jason! Cut it out!
Carlos: Now I see why they got replaced...
[As Jason is about to punch Kyrs, and Tommy is about to punch Jason, a blue force stops them. Jason is pushed back by it and falls onto Tommy.]
Jason: What the heck was that?
Tommy: Jason, get off me!
[Jason and Tommy stand up, and see Buddy glaring in their direction.]
Buddy Blue: You... stop.
[Jason and Tommy nervously nod.]
Patty O'Green: Buddy! How cool!
Buddy Blue: <smile> Oh, you think so?
Patty O'Green: Yeah! Hey, did you know Red has one of your rangers on his side?
Buddy Blue: Oh, is that so?
[Buddy nods, then waves his hand, and TJ's costume changes from the Red Turbo Ranger to the Blue Space Ranger.]
Red Butler: Hey! Buddy, that was *my* ranger!
Buddy Blue: He isn't one to be labeled in red.
Red Butler: And what do you mean by that?!
[As the "fight" had been going on, the sky had turned to clouds. Now lightening strikes and Stormy rides in on Skydancer, laughing.]
Leo: What's this? The bad guy?
Damon: I guess so..
Stormy: Bad guy?! I'm Stormy, and if it wasn't for me, there'd be no storms anywhere!
Jason: Cool, let's kill her!
[Lightning hits Jason.]
Jason: <mumbling> Uh... more magic-powered midgets... Not good.. <screaming> SORRY MANIAC MIDGET!
Stormy: Um.. Okay, whatever. Anyway, I see by all the humans in weird costumes around here that you guys are having your annual Ranger battles.
Red Butler: Yeah. You want to watch, feel free.
Stormy: Watch? No, I think I want to enter.
Red Butler/Patty O'Green: Enter?
Patty O'Green: But Stormy, you can't enter if you don't have any rangers.
Shy Violet: And you can't give power to rangers unless you have a color.
Tickled Pink: Otherwise what color would they be?
Stormy: I couldn't make my own rangers... But I did give power to one that you had abandoned! I have.. the Storm Ranger!
Leo: Storm Ranger? <to Andros> You guys know who that is?
Andros: No clue. <to Tommy> You?
Tommy: No way.
Stormy: All you rangers know him!
Rangers: Wha??
Stormy: Well, most of you. He's one that you abandoned to go on your own selfish journeys, or the one you ignored because he wasn't powerful enough to come with you.
Andros: Huh? Zhane?
Stormy: Wrong!
Adam: Rocky?
Stormy: <^_^> Nope!
Leo: Kendrix, no way...
Stormy: Geez, you guys are really stupid!
Jason: We give up!
Stormy: Maybe a look at him'll help you remember! <calls> Storm Ranger!
[Everyone waits. Then a short guy in a black cloak similar to Andros' walks up to them.]
Carlos: I still don't get it.
Stormy: Heh. Okay Storm Ranger, show them who you really are!
[The guy throws back his hood, revealing the smiling eleven-year-old face of former blue ranger Justin Stewart.]
Carlos: J-J-Justin?!
Adam: That isn't Justin. Justin would be older now.
Stormy: Haven't you ever heard of MAGIC POWERS? Well I have them, and I made sure he'll never reach puberty!
Justin: Hello.
Stormy: Okay Justin, go get 'em!
Justin: Okay! Turbo Storm!
[Justin transforms into the Storm Ranger, which looks exactly like the blue Turbo Ranger, except it's a duller shade of blue, and Justin didn't "grow".]
Justin: Storm Power!
[Justin raises his hand, and lightning strikes in front of all the other rangers, for some reason causing sparks to fly off their chests.]
Jason: Ah! Little-!!
Patty O'Green: Stormy! The battle is a game of CHESS.
Stormy: Chess? Well he can do that too.
[Justin beats all the Green Rangers in a chess game.]
Stormy: Looks like I win! Hehhehheh...
Justin: I'm a prodigy.
Stormy: Well that's nice Justin. Okay, you can go do whatever you want now. Thanks!
Justin: Power down!
[Justin turns back into himself with the cape, then walks off into the distance. Stormy rides away, laughing.]
Red Butler: This is impossible! Red should win!
Patty O'Green: Well, you do get third place. <^_^>
Red Butler: Shut up!
Patty O'Green: Shut up?! I think you've been hanging around those teenagers for too long! <pours bucket of water on Red> That's your warning...
Red Butler: Uh... Sorry Patty... <to Red Rangers> All of you! I have something to say!
Red Rangers: Huh?
Adam: <he knows better> So, who's the leader of the team of Red Rangers?
Jason/Tommy/Andros/Leo: I am. No, me!
Red Butler: Hey listen to me over here!
Jason: I'm the one that almost killed myself over twelve times for my fellow rangers! And
I put up with Tommy's hideous sixth ranger syndrome for many long months! *I* deserve to be leader!
Tommy: I almost killed myself more times, plus the girls like me better. *I*'m automatically the leader.
Jason: What the hell? No way!
Red Butler: HEY!! Whatever happened to respect?!
Andros: You know, I had to kill my own sister and Zordon just because I was a Power Ranger... *I* should be leader!
Jason: You killed Zordon? I'll kill you!
Tommy: I had to deal with Bulk and Skull more years than any of you!
Andros: Of course my sister came back to life, but that's not the point...
Leo: You know, *I*'ve been being the best leader ever to the Galaxy Rangers!
Red Butler: LISTEN TO ME!!
Patty O'Green: Oh well, that's guys in red for you..
Lala Orange: I think it's cute! <^_^>
Leo: My brother died to give me my powers!
Jason: You know, I kicked so much butt as a ranger! Back in my day..
Red Butler: I'll take away ALL your powers!
Leo: Of course my brother came back to life, but that's not the point..
Tommy: The girls love me so much, even though I keep losing my powers, they keep giving me them back!
Jason: Jerk! I'm the one with the muscles and the power!
Red Butler: HEY!!! OVER HERE!!

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(c) November 1999 by Servo-Z
"Rainbow Brite" (c) 1984 Halmark and DiC Entertainment.
"Power Rangers" (c) 1993-1999 Saban and Toei.
This story is for the profit of fun, nothing more.
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