Why hello there
youngen! Can I interest you in a magic potion that'll make your
hair grow? Or a magic apple that'll turn your toes blue? No?
Well, that's ok - it's nice to make your acquaintance anyway :)
Did you say something about Rainbow Land? Why, I know that
place! I went there myself awhile back and was going to strike
it rich selling tickets to the Color Caves. I even got the caves
signed over to me by Twink! But then I met Murky Dismal and saw
that there were people in the world that don't want things to be
happy and colorful. And Rainbow Brite is the only one that can
fight people like him, so I gave the caves back to her. She's a
sweet girl that Rainbow! Maybe I'll see you there again someday!