You must've done
something pretty bad to end up here on the Prison Planet! The
Princess only banishes people to this place if they've REALLY
done her wrong. My name is Sgt. Zombo and I run this place with
the greatest organization you've ever seen! I take orders from
the Princess, but I give all the orders around here. Everyone respects
and fears me - and you will too if you know what's good for ya!
Nobody escapes me and my army! What? You say you heard that that
Rainbow Brat and some of her friends escaped? Well...uhh...that's
just because I let them! Yeah! It was all part of our plan! So
uhh...you better watch your back!