Christmas in the Pits
(Lurky)
Christmas trees with tinsel
I think they're kinda neat
Candy canes and ginger bread
There's so much food to eat
So what do you want, Murky
Tell me what would you enjoy
Is there someone special
Who you might like to annoy
(Murky)
All I want for Christmas is for it to go away
I've had it with those silly songs, let's paint the whole town gray!
The Grunge Buggy is out of gas
I'm choking on good cheer
The best thing about Christmas is it's only once a year
(Both)
Christmas in the Pits
Christmas in the Pits
(Murky)
I wish that it would disappear
(Lurky)
It's my favorite time of year
(Both)
Christmas in the Pits
Christmas in the Pits
(Murky)
I'm mad
(Lurky)
I'm so glad that it's
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Christmas in the Pits
(Lurky)
The snow so white and beautiful
Because it's Christmas time
(Murky)
Lets mush it up and slush it up
and spread around some grime
(Lurky)
It seems like such a happy time
There's just so much goodwill
(Murky)
Lets hide the Christmas presents
Now that would be a thrill!
Lurky, let's get some coal and stuff it in the stockings!
(Lurky)
Okay. Hey, there's a bike over there!
(Murky)
Lets let the air out of the tires!
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Christmas in the Pits
Christmas in the Pits
(Lurky)
Come on Murky, lets celebrate
(Murky)
All this stuff I really hate
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Christmas in the Pits
Christmas in the Pits
(Lurky)
I'm glad
(Murky)
It's too bad that
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It's Christmas in the Pits!
(Murky)
Lurky, what I really like are creepy clouds of gloom
A greasy grungy grody mess poluting every room
In dark and dreary shades of gray
We'll deck the halls with frowns
Yes, that would really make my day
To cheer the whole world down
(Lurky)
I'll do it with you, Murky
I'll help make your dreams come true
So have a Merry Christmas
and a gloomy New Year too
(Both)
Christmas in the Pits
Christmas in the Pits
(Lurky)
I'll help you make it go away
Lets start right now, what do you say?
(Both)
Christmas in the Pits
Christmas in the Pits
(Murky)
I'm mad
It's too bad
That it's Christmas in the Pits!
(Lurky)
I'm glad
I'm so glad
That it's Christmas in the Pits!
(Murky)
I'm mad
(Lurky)
I'm still glad that it's
(Both)
Christmas in the Pits! |
